QUANTUM QUANDARY
by Charles Jones

Sittin' in a laundry
Feelin' kinda pondery
Thinkin' bout this and that.
I'm sittin' in a laundry
Feelin' kinda pondery
My head comin' outa my hat.
Some quantum article, wave, or particle's
Done gone and killed my cat.

Your supermagnetic field 
Made time stand still,
Gave me such a quantum thrill.
Your magnetic field 
Made time stand still,
Showed me that love is real.
But your reprehensible
Uncertainty principle's
A low-down, dirty deal.

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   Cause if I know where you're going, don't know where you're at.
   Took off like a bullet, gone and skinned that cat.
   Ain't know way to know what state you're in,
   If I know where you are, don't know where you've been.
   No I don't want all these low-down quantum blues.

Your rambunction 
Left me standing at the junction
When you said "Goodbye, I'm gone."
Yes, your rambunction 
Left me standing at the junction
And tore up a happy home.
My collapsed waves function
Had extreme unction.
I'm a particle on my own.

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