SPEEDY LUBE
by Charles Jones

CHORUS
   I'm just speedy lube to you
   And I don't care where you go or what you do.
   We'll never strip those gears again or set that timing screw.
   Oh baby, I'm just easy speedy lube to you.

Well that first day when you came around,
Your engine block was broke.
Every time we cranked it up,
It started blowin' smoke.

We set the date for a ring job,
But you didn't follow through.
That's when I first knew
I was speedy lube to you.

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Well, I jumped on in, popped the clutch,
Gave the gas a poke.
I pushed in on the starter,
I pulled out on the choke.
Oh baby we were ridin' high
Til all your gasgets blew.
Now it seems that speedy lube's
About all that you can do.

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Someday I'll get you on that jack
And pull your points and plugs
I'll snap off all your hubcaps.
And pop off all your lugs.
I'm gonna get inside your hood
And twist a nut or two.
Oh babe, I ain't gonna be no
Speedy lube to you.

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